I couldn’t look my uncle or my grandfather (to whom he made the comment) in the face for the rest of the day. As if my behind were so massive it was going to rip out my jean skirt. Once, when I bent over once in 7th grade, my great-uncle made a “rrrriiiippppp” noise behind me. Multiple designs: generic, weekly, monthly, 8-week, 12-week, and yearly designs.